OH MAN I BET I WOULDN’T BE FAT IF I DIDN’T DO THINGS LIKE HAVE ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST.

missinggirls: dorothea: Cased Unicorn eraser set by vamp_angel555 on Flickr. I NEED these. I HAD THESE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. THESE EXACT ONES.

missinggirls:

dorothea:

Cased Unicorn eraser set by vamp_angel555 on Flickr.

I NEED these.

I HAD THESE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. THESE EXACT ONES.

HOLY FUCK THE SPICY CHICKEN AT SAFEWAY IS THE SPICIEST I’VE EVER HAD.

mynameisniglet: Mynameisniglet: This is the wrong way to use a toilet ma’am SHE’S GOT A POCKET ON HER BUTT!!

mynameisniglet:

Mynameisniglet:

This is the wrong way to use a toilet ma’am

SHE’S GOT A POCKET ON HER BUTT!!

I GOT A NEW SHIRT TODAY AND ITS REALLY CUTE AND I ONLY GOT IT BECAUSE I GOT APPROVED FOR A CREDIT CARD WITH KOHLS. I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN APPROVED FOR ANYTHING IN MY LIFE THIS IS SO GREAT.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITHOUT INTERNET WHEN I MOVE OMG.

I CAN’T PAUSE MY MUSIC. LIKE I TRIED AND IT WON’T LET ME. SO I GUESS I HAVE TO KEEP LISTENING TO GREEN DAY.

THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER AND ITS NOT EVEN FOR ME.

THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVER AND ITS NOT EVEN FOR ME.

GOD DAMMIT. WHAT’S GOING ON.

GOD DAMMIT. WHAT’S GOING ON.

j0hnnywise: Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre. I LOVE THIS SONG. I’M GONNA LISTEN TO IT. RIGHT NOW.

j0hnnywise:

Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre.

I LOVE THIS SONG. I’M GONNA LISTEN TO IT. RIGHT NOW.