My only ice breaker is “do you play edh?”
That’s bad, right?
I CAN’T PUT CAPTIONS ON MY PHOTOS WHY???
so that annie’s organic mac n’ cheese isn’t filling at all.
what’s that about?
yes i just kicked lintelsoups down the stairs
thanks, I’ve been sleeping around so much that I might need that kind of impromptu abortion.
I’d like to fucking kill myself for losing the laundry mats key.
Somebody better fix my internet.
OH MAN I BET I WOULDN’T BE FAT IF I DIDN’T DO THINGS LIKE HAVE ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST.
Danielle, you’ll appreciate this. My friend just told me about fetlife as if I had never heard of the site because I could meet lesbians on there.
I’VE GOT 1,149.51 TO MY NAME. HOW FUCKING GREAT IS THAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE I’VE HAD THAT MUCH MONEY? MY GOD, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
I WANT TO DO EVERYTHING BUT… I KINDA NEED TO WORK TODAY. GOD DAMMIT. I CAN NOT WAIT TO DO FUCKING EVERYTHING.
While on them ships blacks thought they were being taken to a king to be food. Let that simmer for a sec.
This is why I had food descriptors as metaphors and shit to describe black skin
Y’all can miss me with all that chocolate, mocha, caramel
There’s nothing wrong with wanting to eat people if you know what I mean.
